People you hate.
Things you’ll love.
For the loudmouths, the know-it-alls, and that one person. Put your very strong opinions to very good use.
Shop your grudge ↗
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ABSOLUTELY
WORTH IT.THE BOWL MOVEMENT · Brush + holder
Pick your petty.
Everyday essentials.
Extraordinary attitude.
Recognizable faces. Ridiculous gifts. Shop the launch collection below.
Life’s too short
for polite gifts.
Some people get flowers. Some people inspire a toilet brush.
Hateables turns everyday annoyances into gifts with a sense of humor. For your favorite troublemaker, your office nemesis, or yourself. We don’t judge. We just appreciate a good punchline.
Find your kind of petty ↗A few perfectly fair questions.
Which products can I order?
Products marked Launch collection are available through secure Shopify checkout. Add fixed-design products to your bag, or choose the Elon tee’s size and color on its product page. Availability is confirmed at checkout.
What’s coming to the collection?
Explore Elon Musk, Jake Paul, Trump and Ye novelty gifts. We add products as supplier connections and order options are ready. Product details show the original listing.
How will shipping work?
Orders ship directly from suppliers, including suppliers outside the US. Standard US shipping is $8 per order, free from $70 before shipping and tax. Allow up to 30 days for processing and delivery; separate items may arrive separately. Express shipping is not offered. See our shipping policy for delay and cancellation information.
Questions? We’re here.
For product questions, order help, or returns, email hello@hateables.com.
Returns & damaged items
Request a return within 30 days of delivery by emailing hello@hateables.com with your order number. Items must be unused. Contact us before sending anything back so we can provide return instructions and the correct address.
Customers pay return shipping for change-of-mind returns. If an item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us with your order number and photos; Hateables covers the return shipping needed to resolve the issue.