People you hate.
Things you’ll love.
For the loudmouths, the know-it-alls, and that one person. Put your very strong opinions to very good use.
Shop your grudge ↗
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Pick your petty.
Everyday essentials.
Extraordinary attitude.
Three supplier-linked launch products, plus more petty possibilities. Checkout opens after final delivery and returns details are ready.
Life’s too short
for polite gifts.
Some people get flowers. Some people inspire a toilet brush.
Hateables turns everyday annoyances into gifts with a sense of humor. For your favorite troublemaker, your office nemesis, or yourself. We don’t judge. We just appreciate a good punchline.
Find your kind of petty ↗A few perfectly fair questions.
Can I order these yet?
Not yet. These are real products found on AliExpress, now being prepared for the Hateables collection. Checkout is still closed. Preview prices are planned retail prices, not supplier quotes.
What’s coming to the collection?
The first launch collection pairs Trump and Macron caricature brushes with Putin novelty toilet paper. Other sourced gift ideas remain coming soon. Product details identify exactly what is included.
How will shipping work?
Orders are planned to ship directly from suppliers. Our current US shipping rate is $8 per order, free from $70. Delivery times depend on your address and the item; express shipping is not offered. Final shipping and return terms will be shown before orders open; separate items may arrive separately.